You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
how drunk are you?
Several
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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