do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
well you can't waste a boner
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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