hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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