Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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