Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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