is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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