More tranny stories later!
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Randomize
