Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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