I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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