Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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