i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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