I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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