? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
then he tried to convert me to islam
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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