i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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