There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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