I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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