Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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