worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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