i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
This baby is an asshole
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I have feelings that need drinking.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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