Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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