I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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