Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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