Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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