So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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