Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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