I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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