dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
