I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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