the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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