its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He? As in you personified your dick?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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