I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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