Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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