he wants to bone in the snuggie
im holly from the hills drunk
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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