I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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