what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I have already put on my inside pants.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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