I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
