I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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