Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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