Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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