I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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