i can't believe i had my finger in that
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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