I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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