we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm passing your future prison.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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