After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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