Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Randomize
