Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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