The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You ruined the universe
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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