i'm signing you up for texting rehab
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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