birth control should be required to get into college
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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