He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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