I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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